Good morning and happy Turgid Tuesday man!

Wish I had an eager helper to peel these off of me. As you see they are ever so snug. Do you know anyone who might fancy the task? I am managing for now just barely.

Good morning and happy Monday my friend! Do you want to help Dad out with his large erect penis?

Mighty Hercules and I hope that you enjoy your morning as much as he is! (I will share my cock a little later;)

I'm tired man.. do you mind if I close my eyes for a while?

Did you ever wear 20 year old bikini briefs? To quote Ned Flanders they're "like wearing nothing at all!"

Good morning my friend! Would you like me to probe you for your true desires this fine weekend?

How would you like to welcome me home? Hard cock and hairy faces and holes are always welcome..

Would you prefer naked lunch or dinner?

Good morning! Would you like to help me wake up?

Oh hey whatcha doing down there?

Good morning and happy hump day man! Greetings from Island House in Key West! Would you like to "shake hands" with my cock or do you have other ideas?

Do you prefer heads or tails today man?

Tricky treat, smell my feet? Good morning from Island House in Key West

Would you like to fondle my tool?

Happy Monday man! What would you like to do with my colossal cock today?

How would you like to enjoy my bulge further?

Happy Sunday! Want to play in my precum with my big tool?

Do you mind if I take a few minutes out to close my eyes?