Good morning and happy Hairy Horny Weekend man!! See how you made my Cock grow?

 

Are you ready for Fat Cock Friday? It is a wet one here with drizzling precum..

 

I hope that your hump day was happy and horny, make it so for me OK?

 

1 of 118,225 Would you help me adjust my jockstrap before we head out? Or maybe you would rather stay in..?

 

Good morning and happy Monday Man! You have my Cock growing up to full size for you. What do you want to do with him?

 

Good morning pal, look who is excited to see you this beautiful morning! Do you want to kiss him hello? What do you want to do with him next?

 

Head or tail for a horny start to your weekend man? Both is an excellent answer;)

 

Tell me how excited you are that Fat Cock Friday is here.. what do you want to do with your special opportunity?

 

So on this US independence day, please make sure that your voter registration is active and correct. Check with vote411.org if you need to get started. This November election is our D-day , all the way down the ticket. There may never be another vote. Let my Cock command you to vote if it helps ;)

 

Happy 4th of July my friend. Would you enjoy serving my sun kissed shaft for me?

 

Can I offer you anything to enhance your happiness on this hump day?

 

Should I put these tighty whitey briefs back on? or do you prefer these zonbailon briefs?

 

Big Head or hairy tail for your Monday pleasure? Both are eager to please you.